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  1. These were my reviews of the previous 5 Mission Impossible movies: Mission Impossible (1996) - 2/5 - I didn't like the idea of Jim being the bad guy - that was sacrilegious and the story was convoluted. Mission Impossible 2 (2000) - 3.5/5 - John Woo is a good action director but this movie has more holes than Swiss cheese - probably because the final cut was 2 hr and 3 min and Woo actually filmed 3 1/2 hrs of footage. Mission Impossible 3 (2006) - 3.75/5 - A bit better than the previous 2 M-I entries but they should had done without the romance/marriage subplot. Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol (2011) - 2.5/5 - It was alright - not fantastic or great - just mindless entertainment to kill 2+ hrs. Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation (2015) - 3/5 - Once again another M: I movie with parts that don't make sense and convenient plot devices including they just happen to get that stuff and this stuff or conveniently has something on hand to get the job done... Furthermore when the screenwriters decided to write out the most interesting character in the movie immediately following the opening credit montage, you know this movie is going to suck! Mission: Impossible – Fallout (2018) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4912910/ The Mission: Impossible films have become like the James Bond films. Each new film trying to top the last film in the series and by doing so, each one gets more over the top than the previous one and sometimes becoming a parody of itself. When you go watch a movie, you are supposed to remember it's all fantasy and make believe and as long as you suspend disbelief and try not to think too hard about what you are seeing on screen, you will enjoy the movie more. But there are some scenes in Fallout that makes you want to say: there is absolutely no ducking way!! Just like the Dubai tower 119th floor outside scaling and jump stunt scene in Ghost Protocol even if that scene was shot with multiple safety cables that were erased in post production using Photoshop. The James Bond films will continue: they will just cast another British or near British guy to play the role or someone who speaks with funny British accent. But the Mission: Impossible films? How many more can they make with the Crazy Cuckoo Guy getting old? He is 56 now. At this point in the series after 6 films, you just can't see anyone else playing Ethan Hunt unless they reboot the series. I think there will be another M:I film after this (by that time he will be almost 60) and possibly one more and he will be quitting the role. I still haven't forgiven him for ruining Katie Holmes forever. Katie Holmes said when she was a little girl, she dreamt of growing up and marrying Tom Cruise. She got her wish and you can see what he did to her. Remember ladies: be careful what you wish for because you might just get it and it won't be what you wished and hoped for and it won't have a happily ever after like in Sleeping Beauty and Cinderella and Snow White. Those Disney animated films where the girl finds her Prince Charming and lives happily ever after are the worse things for women to watch while they were growing up: it gives them unrealistic expectation about relationship and marriage and by the time they figure out it was all distorted and askew, they have already married and divorced: their entire social life and outlook on love and marriage and men has crashed and burned and it's in a smoking fiery pile of disappointment making them bitter and harsh toward any poor unsuspecting men that happens to enter their lives afterward for the rest of their lives. 3/5
  2. This is going to suck, as soon as I read the name Kristen Stewart! https://variety.com/2018/film/news/sony-charlie-angels-1202824388/
  3. People are strange. The animals (103 of them) were discovered while the authorities were serving an eviction notice. The occupant or occupants couldn't pay rent but could pay for 103 animals, 100 of them exotic? What were they planning to do with them animals once they were evicted? Walk down the street with most of those 103 animals in cages of all shapes and sizes and how were they planning to carry those cages and how far would they had gone with them? You can only carry maybe 4-6 of them cages, 3 in each hand, and walk so far before you are tired and your hands are dropping those 6 cages. Priority, man! Priority! http://abc13.com/pets-animals/more-than-100-exotic-animals-found-living-in-houston-apartment-/3817188/
  4. I posted the answers to the remaining unsolved images ^^^. Thank y'all for playing.
  5. I will wait for the tor r en t
  6. 2 brothers! One destined to be King. One NOT. The latter wants to be King. The former doesn't want to but then he has no choice but to follow his destiny (the recycled destiny plot again!!) and challenges and fight his rogue brother to save his kingdom and the Earth world. The SAME OLD PLOT over and over again with these annoying Comic books based movies. Also... if they are underwater creatures, why do they have legs?
  7. Keep it coming, Sir T! You are on a roll!
  8. Gosh! Did y'all give up already? Where's Sir Tom "Siskel Ebert"?
  9. Clues to the remaining unsolved images: 8 Gun lady biopic ANSWER: Winchester 10 French comedy about a naive and strange waitress ANSWER: Amélie 12 Time Travel Drama ANSWER: Somewhere in Time 15 He is stalking his favorite comedian ANSWER: The King Of Comedy 16 U.S. Marshal falls for the thief she is tasked to apprehend ANSWER: Ouf Of Sight 19 Very strange, very disappointing and also very recent sci-fi mystery ANSWER: Annihilation 23 1980's Comedy about family, children, and just being parents. ANSWER: Parenthood 47 Modern retelling of Ten Little Maidens ANSWER: Identity 50 Classic thriller with stolen diamonds, rogue government agents, and Nazis. ANSWER: The Marathon Man 52 Another movie based on a horror short story ANSWER: 1408
  10. Calibre (2018) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6218358/ Two lifelong friends go hunting in the Scottish Highlands. That is all I can tell you without spoiling it about this dark, not for the squeamish, bleak Netflix thriller that questions our humanity. Rated 90% Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes and 6.7 out of 10 on IMDB. I highly recommend it and rate it a 4.75/5
  11. https://www.wsj.com/articles/thai-cave-rescue-divers-make-final-push-to-save-remaining-boys-coach-1531203706 The Doctor/Nurse and the 3 Thai SEALS divers that have spent their time in there with the soccer team and the coach since they were found last week are still in there.
  12. Where's my baseball bat? These unoriginal copycats just don't know when to quit while they were ahead, don't they?
  13. I have now. now that you said it, I went looking. BOOOOO!!! COPYCATS!!! SACRILEGE!!! I FIND THIS HIGHLY INSULTING!!!
  14. I will give it another day or so and if Sir Tom hadn't guessed them all by then, I will post some clues.
  15. Incident In A Ghostland (2018) (On Screen Title) aka Ghostland https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6195094/ A mother and her two daughters, ages approximate 12-15, are traveling on the road on their way to their new home in the country. Along the way, a truck passes them by and one of the girls flips her finger at its occupants. That night while they were still moving into their new home, the occupants of the truck shows up at their home and attack them. Both girls and their mother survive the brutal and violent attack. Years pass and one of the daughter, the youngest one, has moved to Chicago where she has become a national best selling author of horror books. Her mother and oldest sister are still living in their country home. She returns home to reunite with them and strange happenings begin as soon as she arrives. Are these occurrences supernatural or is there something else at play here? The first part of the movie, the brutal attack scene had me on the edge of my seat and I jumped a few times. The second part of the movie when the youngest sister returns home to find strange things are happening in the house around her, there was an eerie sense of terror and tension which had my attention. Then the screenwriters and director decide to ruin the mood by revealing the whole cause of the story just a few minutes after the sister has returned home, with the movie not even halfway played through. Once the truth was revealed, the movie turned into a standard mechanical horror movie. Loud noises, things jumping out at you, lots of screaming and sobbing from the two sisters, lots of running in the house trying to escape unseen attackers, up the stairs, down the stairs, in one room, out of another room, doors to rooms slamming, locked doors not opening and the sisters banging on the doors while screaming help help please, open the door, etc etc. If the screenwriters and director had let the movie played through all the way to the end and waited until then for the big twist reveal, this horror film would had been great and it would had worked better. But nope! Too eager to let the cat out of the bag thus ruining what was an otherwise promising good start. By the way, this is the same movie where actress Taylor Hickson, one of the young actress who played one of the sisters at age 15, was hurt in an on set accident. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghostland#Accident[ I don't know the outcome of the lawsuit but I hope she wins. It looks like they used real glass and not sugar glass. Really what were they thinking? The director and the stunt coordinator and the set builders were all at fault! Finally, this is one of half a dozen films I've seen in recent years where characters in them flipped their fingers at someone and the result is bringing violence and mayhem to themselves. This is not confined to fictional movies. This has also happened in real life. Don't go flipping your fingers at people even if they do something to piss you off!! You may think it's cool and funny and it gives you a sense of superiority and satisfaction when you do it but you don't know who it is you are being rude to. There are a lot of crazy people out there and it doesn't take much to set them off and turn them into violent murderous animals. Every action has consequences and sometimes those consequences can result in harm and death toward you or someone you love. 3/5
  16. 3 out of 4. #20 is not She's Having a Baby
  17. What compelled this stupid coach to take an entire soccer team of boys into the cave, with many of them that couldn't swim, without proper gear and equipment, plus what kind of training and experience does he has exploring caves ( I BET NONE ! ), without any water and food and medical supply. Furthermore, if one of those boys is my son and that coach is my son's soccer coach, I only gave him permission to teach him soccer and didn't give him permission to take my son and his teammates on a field trip, especially something as dangerous as this. All field trips have to be notified in writing to each parents and then approved or not approved by each individual parents in writing with a signature. This coach needs to be made an example of after the come out of this cave hopefully without any casualties among both the children and the rescue personnel. From: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/07/05/thai-soccer-team-might-be-able-to-walk-out-caves-without-using-diving-gear-official-says.html


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