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  1. I am afraid of heights nowadays. There was a time I wasn't. Besides, if one of those glass window panel was not sealed correctly or has worn out due to the weather and elements....
  2. Yes, and Paramount screwed Alec Baldwin out of his contract to play Jack Ryan in several more movies when the studio heads found out they could get Harrison Ford for about the same salary. Baldwin didn't find out he was replaced and fired until like a week before filming for Patriot Games was supposed to begin.
  3. Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit (2014) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1205537/ It must be easy being a Casting Director nowadays. The film calls for a leading man actor that people are familiar with? Sure! Easy Enough! Let's just pick one of the actors that were in either the J.J. Abrams' Star Trek Franchise, the Twilight Franchise or the Hunger Game Franchise. After all, if they cast any actors outside of those franchises, the narrow minded movie goers nowadays wouldn't be able to relate to the title character and enjoy the movie - they will be preoccupied during the entire course of the movie asking themselves: "Who is that? I've never seen him before?". So it's much better for them to say "Yes! That's the guy from Star Trek, I like him" or " That's the brooding 1000 stares idiot from the Twilight films. This movie is going to be fantastic! I can sit back, relax, and enjoy this!" I am aware it's been nearly 20 years since the last Jack Ryan movie with Harrison Ford and this movie is a Jack Ryan origin but surely they could had done better in term of casting for the title role and screenplay. At least even Ben Affleck in the Sum Of All Fears is so much better than this Pine guy. Yes, there will be a sequel! This Pine guy will be doing both Star Trek movies and Jack Ryan movies for a while. God saves us all! 1.5/5
  4. 3 Days to Kill (2014) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2172934/ When I saw the trailer back in December, I thought this was going to be a good movie even with its February release date, a date reserved for guaranteed stinkers. Talk about a total let down! An absurd plot every which way you dissect it, cliched characters you've seen before, wasted opportunities. Luc Besson wrote and produced this? Oh how far have you fallen down the celluloid creative ladder, Luc! You used to make great movies! Now you are just another Former Great Director Turned Hollywood Sell-Out! Then to get McG, who shouldn't even be allowed to be behind the cameras calling the shots, as a director after he single handedly killed the Terminator film franchise!! Finally, even a beautiful, scalding hot Amber Heard couldn't help this movie because her role was very poorly written. Her character could had been completely left out and it would not had made a bit of difference. 2/5
  5. I agree, Morph. I have a pair of Italian black leather dress shoes I bought for $52 on sale. They are always shiny. No need to shine them. I had them for 7 years and I wear them a couple of times a week.
  6. Tom sure is up early on a Sunday morning! Yay, Tom! You guessed correctly and wisely!
  7. Clues to the remaining unsolved images: 1 That classic 70's baseball movie 3 He is a 2010's ladies man! 6 80's riches to rags, rags to riches comedy. 10 Rosewood made a reference to this movie. 12 He served many great men in that house. 15 Green giant! 20 Cowboys in love! 22 The story of a horse. 26 He was inside the building and yet no one could find him. 33 A woman and primates. 34 He was a Musical Genius. 41 You will never forget your first. 43 She won this year's best. 52 Movie about the big con. 56 He has a strange father in law. 59 He saw imaginary enemies everywhere until they turned out to be real. 60 2013 film about finding one's brother. 62 Two Federal Agents investigating a disappearance or was it all in their heads? 66 The movie that started all those nauseating camera work movies.
  8. RoboCop (2014) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1234721/ After watching this last night, everything I said about it above back in September 2013 after seeing the first trailer of it on a movie trailer forum is true. The original was a dark social satire and critique on the 80's, Reaganomics, Corporate America, Social Classes, Law and Order, Crime and Punishment, the Have and Have Not, Materialistic Excess. It was what made the original and it's first sequel great. The RoboCop plot in it was more like a subplot. This movie had nothing of that. It's just a CGI ridden movie about a guy who is more machine than man and he can hit every target in a firefight. The gun fight scenes involving RoboCop are like an Arcade First Person Shooter video game. If you played any FPS games on a computer, game console or a coin arcade game anytime in the past 20 years, you have already seen the gunfight scenes in this movie. The writers tried to instill a bit of human touch into the story by creating a subplot between Murphy as Man and Machine and his wife but the character of RoboCop in this remake is so thinly written, you don't really even care that his wife cares about him. The character of Samuel L. Jackson as a reality talk show a la TMZ and Infowars is unnecessary and just filler to add running time to the movie. Finally, just as I said above back in September, because this remake is rated PG-13 (you can sell more tickets that way by attracting a larger audience age demographic to the movie theater), the entire graphically violent Murphy's transformation from man to RoboCop that shocked audiences in 1987 is completely gone. Instead of showing Murphy being ruthlessly gunned down in a bloodily gory scene filled with sarcastic witty commentaries on the part of the criminals shooting him, we get a quick and easy and very sanitary car bomb. Where's Paul Verhoeven when you needed him for a remake? Unfortunately, as with all inferior remakes of great past films nowadays, the producers left the ending open for another inferior sequel! My rating: 1/5
  9. Someone must have heard the noises from those dying Lara videos you post on YouTube, Shrenshy!
  10. What is wrong with kids nowadays? http://www.liherald.com/stories/Reported-shooting-a-hoax-by-online-gamer,54508?content_source=&category_id=5&search_filter=&event_mode=&event_ts_from=&list_type=&order_by=&order_sort=&content_class=&sub_type=&town_id= http://nypost.com/2014/04/22/call-of-duty-loser-calls-in-swat-team-hoax-on-kid-who-beat-him/ http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/133961-Call-of-Duty-Loser-Sends-SWAT-Team-To-Victors-House
  11. 4 Correct. #6, #10 and #60 are not but great guesses!
  12. Hi AJ! I had $27 pair of sneakers from Wal Mart that lasted me 10 years.
  13. #5 is Carrie 2013 but I will give you the score.
  14. #26 is not Hollow Man. Excellent, Sir Tom! #59 is not Conspiracy Theory but still great work!
  15. 1 out of 2. #26 is not invisible man but good try, BP! Perfect score, Shrenshy! Another Perfect score, Morph!
  16. 6 out of 7. #21 was The Mask, guessed by Morph. 9 out of 9! Perfect, Morph!
  17. Happy Easter!! 12 3 45 6 789 101112 1314 15 1617 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 2526 27 2829 30 313233 3435 36 3738 39 4041 42 434445 4647 48 495051 5253 54 555657 585960 616263 646566


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