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  1. Paranoia (2013) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1413495/ What the heck was the point of this movie? Whose idea was to pick the director of The Ugly Truth, Legally Blonde and Killers (Ashton Kutcher, Katherine Heigl) to do a high tech corporate espionage film? 1/5 2 Guns (2013) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1272878/ What a waste of talent: Wahlberg, Washington, Paxton, Ward, Olmos, Patton, Marsden, Burke! This should had been a direct to video DVD. After all, it felt more like a B movie than an A movie! 1.5/5
  2. Still not happy! It should be December 2016, at the earliest! Damn you Disney! Damn you, you Damn Mouse! http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/star-wars-episode-vii-confirmed-december-2015-release-213223327.html I am happy they are finally making another Star Wars film and I am also happy they replaced the original screenwriter choice with Lawrence Kasdan BUT I am NOT HAPPY that Disney is calling for the mandatory release of Episode 7 to be in 2015. Looks like Episode 7 is going to suck more than Episode 1 to 3 combined. Sure, Lucas sometimes let himself get the best of him (Jar Jar Binks, Ewoks) but at least when he made the 6 Star Wars films, they were all a work of LOVE. For Disney, it's all about how fast can we churn it out so we can start making money. After all, even if the movie sucks, by the time people have figured it out that it sucks, we already sold $1 billion worth of movie tickets worldwide!
  3. We have brown recluse spiders here. That's why we put our shoes upside down when we take them off. Their bites causes your own flesh to start devouring itself with crazy enzymes. The effect usually doesn't start until days after the bite. Amputations after necrosis triggered by a brown recluse bite are not uncommon. Usually with good medical treatment they just leave you with horrible scarring and sometimes muscular atrophy. Do not do a Google image search for these spider bites. They will give you nightmares.
  4. What? They will bite you and kill you! I bet you had some venomous Spiders in S.A.!
  5. Finally got around to watch Despicable Me 2 (2013) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1690953/ It's even cuter than the first one! 4.5/5 The best part in the movie is still: If you like the minions, have you seen this?
  6. I ain't even going near the bananas display in the produce section of the ding ding store. QUESTION: Did this lady not look at the bananas before she picked a bunch off the produce display shelves? When you buy fruits and produce, you always want to check for blemishes and freshness and possible rotted parts. You don't just grab the first one on top of the stack and put it in the cart!
  7. My entire life I have never known anyone who doesn't like bananas.
  8. My GOOGLE search show that this is not the first time venomous spiders have been found hiding in Bananas in the supermarket produce section. I am never buying Bananas again! http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/pictured-brazilian-wandering-spiders-found-2677844 http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/deadly-spiders-found-supermarket-bananas-article-1.1505851 http://now.msn.com/brazilian-wandering-spiders-found-in-bananas-bought-at-sainsburys http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/04/family-forced-to-flee-home-after-deadly-south-american-spiders-start-hatching-out-of-sainsburys-bananas-4172230/ http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2487042/Mother-finds-deadly-Brazilian-spiders-nest-banana.html
  9. It's actually the theatrical movie Miracle http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0349825/ about the same subject and events but I will take your answer.
  10. Great! Episode 7 is going to suck more than Episode 1 and 2 and 3 combined! Disney issues 2015 mandatory film release for Star Wars http://www.blastr.com/2013-10-31/disney-issues-2015-or-bust-ultimatum-star-wars-episode-vii
  11. My mistake. Andrea just pointed out it's 1 hr extra sleep. Hey! I failed Algebra 1A and 1B and Geometry 1A in High School. So I am excused from making such math mistake.
  12. Fall back 1 hour tonight again! 1 hour less sleep!
  13. What's going on in the NFL? First, the strange ending to the Dallas vs Detroit game. Tonight, another strange ending, Miami wins in OT on a sack which turns into a Safety giving them 22 to 20 over the Bengals!
  14. Game made by B.Stolk of Canada; he says: CLICK on YES here to vote: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=179896044 Download it free here: http://thelittleengineerthatcould.blogspot.ca/2013/10/first-release-of-little-crane-for-ms.html
  15. Halloween in the early 1900s. YIKES! That's Leatherface! That's Silent Hill!
  16. Screenwriter Michael Arndt has been removed from the Star Wars: Episode VII and replaced with Lawrence Kasdan who wrote The Empire Strikes Back and Raiders Of The Lost Ark! YAY!
  17. 6 out of 6. I won't count the misspelled one out.
  18. Congrats to the Panthers for winning 3 games in a row. I wish I could say the same thing about Houston and Miami and Denver....
  19. Yay Morph. 5 out of 6. #10 is not A Fish Called Wanda (try the other 80's fishy comedy).
  20. Clues to the remaining unsolved images: 2 Epic Desert Adventure 5 80's comedy about getting even and rich at the same time 8 Hockey movie 9 A man struggles to remember his past in a world with no daylight 10 Classic 80's fishy comedy 11 Yah! Yah! Yah in North Dakota! 13 That classic travel adventures TALL stories 14 Like Father. Like Son. 15 Orphan children in the West 16 In a future with no wars... there is just a game 19 Three bumbling idiots protects a Mexican village 20 A Mobster and a Father must protect his son 23 That perennial motorcycle movie 25 Goofy L.A. investigative reporter 80's comedy 27 2013 Remake of the classic cabin in the woods horror film 31 Go to Hell 33 Next Thursday is this day 35 2013 Film where the sun, surfs and beaches turn good girls into bad girls 36 Scary pets 39 Life is waiting at the airport 43 2013 remake of the classic social decadence novel 45 Gay cowboys 46 Single woman's diary 52 This is L.A. 56 2013 film about Teenagers. Internet. Daring Crimes. American Dream 57 80's comedy featuring the Ultimate Urban Assault Vehicle! 61 Murder at the Vatican
  21. Man of Steel (2013) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0770828/ Thank You Christopher Nolan! First you ruined the Batman franchise. Now you have also ruined the Superman franchise. Is this an new unwritten rule in Hollywood that's set in stone? Whenever they need someone to write a screenplay for a Comic to movie adaptation, you must have a hand and a say in it? You are a hack, Nolan! Very disappointed in this movie! Furthermore, Lois Lane is not supposed to know Clark Kent is Superman. Damn you Nolan. You took 75 years of Superman history and you changed it! Siegel and Shuster are rolling in their graves!! 1/5


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